A Poop of Epic Proportions!
Wow was all I could say when Aris blew the biggest load I had ever encountered today...poor little guy. He was sick all last week and well... it sort of went thru one end and out the other! The experience will forever be burned in my brain...
"We ( guest and her daughter) were watching Sesame Street singing along when all of sudden this wall of stench hit me... I looked over at Aris who had this giant wet spot on his butt that immediatley tipped me off that this could be a doosey. I picked him up and carried him to the bedroom where I began to experience the full effect of this enormous blow out. It was up his back, down his leg and even filled his left shoe. Of course by now the poop had spread all over the carpet that I was changing him on. Did I mention the poop looked like chunked chick pea puree? ( sort of like a Ben and Jerry's flavor but not really...) So I do the best I can to change him until I started to take his pull up diaper off and it snaps and splatters me right in the eye. Right now I am thinking f-ckin gross and hope my mommy friend in the other room doesn't suspect this poop to be anything out of the ordinary. Moments later I realize the chick pea puree had made a lovely trail throughout the house from the TV to the bedroom. (I guess it had oozed out of his leg while I was carrying him...) Looking down I also notice a nice splatter of batter on my pant leg as well. After a refreshing bath and new set of clothes, I found myself once again going thru the same disaster an hour later. UGH! I did have chick peas for lunch today on my salad so I think I am ok.
"We ( guest and her daughter) were watching Sesame Street singing along when all of sudden this wall of stench hit me... I looked over at Aris who had this giant wet spot on his butt that immediatley tipped me off that this could be a doosey. I picked him up and carried him to the bedroom where I began to experience the full effect of this enormous blow out. It was up his back, down his leg and even filled his left shoe. Of course by now the poop had spread all over the carpet that I was changing him on. Did I mention the poop looked like chunked chick pea puree? ( sort of like a Ben and Jerry's flavor but not really...) So I do the best I can to change him until I started to take his pull up diaper off and it snaps and splatters me right in the eye. Right now I am thinking f-ckin gross and hope my mommy friend in the other room doesn't suspect this poop to be anything out of the ordinary. Moments later I realize the chick pea puree had made a lovely trail throughout the house from the TV to the bedroom. (I guess it had oozed out of his leg while I was carrying him...) Looking down I also notice a nice splatter of batter on my pant leg as well. After a refreshing bath and new set of clothes, I found myself once again going thru the same disaster an hour later. UGH! I did have chick peas for lunch today on my salad so I think I am ok.
posted by Tina Sroka at
11:52 AM
2 Comments:
I think we've all been there! Fun, eh? Makes work look pretty attractive doesn't it? :-)
I can top you tho...my son through up while I was carrying him once....right on my face....my mouth was open.
I don't need to say anymore...do I?
That is very gross... I have nothing more to say about that...except that I almost became sick myself reading it...
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