POOPED AGAIN!

Yesterday Aris just would not go down for his nap! Finally after an hour or so I went in there and figured he was better off with me than in there waking up Avery... so I ventured in. Immediately I was hit with a wall of stench when I opened the door. As I got closer I knew this wasn't any ordinary task...Aris had figured out how to take his diaper off and I was about to enter the dark side, literally... There I was, in the middle of a picasso-like artistic display of poop everywhere. (The parent magazine just doesn't warn you about this stuff!?) After cleaning up what seemed like the worst number 2 job in history, I had some lunch and a chocolate chip cookie for dessert! I noticed upon eating my cookie that there was a brown smear on my thumb and thought a) It's probably fudge right? Fudge from the chocolate chip right? or b) Jesus Christ! What if it's SHIT and not fudge? GROSS!

Like I said...POOPED AGAIN!