BLOW OUT!
Whew! Poor little Avery has been "packed up" the last few days. Today was a joyous day however, the poop dam BROKE! I never thought I would see the day where I had to decide such a serious decision in seconds. So here I am... comtemplating over whether or not I should...
A) Remove the shit covered onsie by pulling it over his head... (leading to an undesirable head smear and full body cleansing in the tub... )
OR
B) Cut the onsie off at the waste and try to salvage what is left of the carpet now covered in skid marks...
Who knows the answer to this one???
A) Remove the shit covered onsie by pulling it over his head... (leading to an undesirable head smear and full body cleansing in the tub... )
OR
B) Cut the onsie off at the waste and try to salvage what is left of the carpet now covered in skid marks...
Who knows the answer to this one???

4 Comments:
Most Onsies have those funky sleeves that overlap each other at the shoulders, right? This design is for easily slipping the shit covered onsie down over the shoulders one and a time, gently removing the arms, so you can remove the offensive garment with a careful downward motion without smearing crap all over your precious child's face and head. It's brilliant.
If only we had that design!
I'd just toss the whole kid and clothes in the tub (with water running) and pull off when it's safe...then run a full bath and clean the kid. I'm kind of a slacker tho.
Fun to see you today! I'm actually trying to organize that disaster of a fabric stash you saw!
Welcome to diaper hell. Sometimes kids leak in every possible way...
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